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lets get weird

lets get weird

My name is Genevieve & I am a fucking mermaid. I call myself Gena-flowers on all social networking sites (except facebook) because flowers are beautiful and smell nice. Find my caucasian ass on instagram, twitter, and all that other good shit. Seacrest out!

wh0re-mouth:

noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

THANK YOU

(via curiouslypuzzling)

I found this!

knerzig:

Neat little lighter

 

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Wait… wait a second!

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This isn’t little…IT’S FAR AWAY!

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OH GOD HOW FAR AWAY IS THIS?!

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SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! THIS ISN’T A SMALL LIGHTER!

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THIS ISN’T SMALL AT ALL!

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WHY IS THIS SO BIG?!

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WHY?!??!!

(via curiouslypuzzling)

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

(via marijuanamaven)

shehlovee:

Life is unfair. you put someone first who puts you second. you study your ass off for a final only to get a C. you give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. you’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. it seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.

(via anomalousanimal)

(via 27noptitarzii)

(Source: rafeeqj, via loztboix)

I love sarcastic people with high vocabularies